Sheikh Sufyan The Outreach Negotiator

The world of Internet Marketing is full of people who flat out don’t give a single fuck.

Take Sheikh Sufyan, who is trying to secure a backlink (a tactic used to game search engines and increase website visibility) on a website that my company owns. I normally don’t like to divulge personal email exchanges, but this one was too good not to share. Hopefully Sheikh (if that’s even a real name) ends up looking up his online reputation and finds this exchange so he can see how silly his tactics are.

Sheikh Sufyan Email Exchange

Hello Dear,

What is post price on this site (REDACTED)

I am interested in your site i like much and please tell me Casino and gambling post accepted
Looking forward for your good response
Thanks

MY REPLY:

Sorry, this is a health site. No gambling or casino.

Sheikh (January 18th:)

Hello Dear,
Please tell me a general post price.
I am waiting for your reply

MY REPLY:

$90. I also have many more sites.
Sent from my iPhone please forgive any errors

Sheikh (January 19th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 10$ for each post

MY REPLY:

You should save your money.

Sheikh (January 19th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 15$ for each post

MY REPLY:

You are only $75 away!

Sheikh (January 20th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 20$ for each post

Sheikh (February 2nd:)

Hello Dear,
I am waiting for your reply.

MY REPLY:

We don’t negotiate. Don’t email us anymore with our cheap offers.

Sheikh (February 3rd:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 25$ for each post.
I am waiting for your reply.
Thanks & Regards

MY REPLY:

Sheikh (February 4th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 30$ for each post.
I am waiting for your reply.
Thanks & Regards

MY REPLY:

Only if you suck BOFA.

Sheikh (February 4th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 35$ for each post.
I am waiting for Your reply.
Thanks & Regards

MY REPLY:

But will you lick my balls first?

Sheikh (February 6th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 40$ for each post.
I am waiting for Your reply.
Thanks & Regards

MY REPLY:

I see you raising $5 per day. In another couple weeks you will finally have the $90 we charge.

Sheikh (February 8th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 45$ for each post.
I am waiting for Your reply.
Thanks & Regards

MY REPLY:

🤣🤣🤣

Sheikh (February 9th:)

Hello Dear,
I will pay 50$ for each post.

MY REPLY:

Oh hi “Dear.” In about two weeks you’ll have the full $90 and we can do this.

Sheikh (February 10th:)

50$ is the last & final price